shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

shift one by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008

shift plus one 

an alternative to literally pushing shift + 1 to produce an explanation mark. used to piss off noobs who cant talk internet slang.

ha ha. We pwned u noobs SHIFT PLUS ONE SHIFT PLUS ONE

shift plus one by Lewis Smith February 26, 2007

shit one 

Said when something bad happens, sometimes in a derisive manner.

Ed: I got caught with porn by my mom.
Bob: Shit one.

shit one by niall February 15, 2004

a swift one 

a drink/beverage (usually alcoholic) drunk quickly because of limited time.

Our flight has been delayed 30 minutes! That's annoying, but we now have time for a swift one before we board the plane.

a swift one by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2022

Swift One 

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.

"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."

Swift One by Satandog April 4, 2006

Swift one off the wrist 

To masturbate

That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist

Swift one off the wrist by saddlesniffer September 26, 2014

having a shit one 

Having a good day or… a shit one

Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders

having a shit one by anonymous March 26, 2022