Definitions by niall

gert

fat, strong, the name of a fat red head girl on the show FRIENDS! monica and chandlers wedding. she dances with ross.

damn, that is a gert. I just left a gert in the toilet. That gert can throw far. Im a gert. Your a gert.

gert by NIALL March 14, 2005

extremo 

A term we came up with to denote something or someone that is on the exteme end of emo. One whose sole mode of opperation could be described as emo.

"wow, that's extremo"

extremo by Niall January 5, 2005

phool 

A Phool is a super stupid person. Alot worse than a fool beware of the phools they shall ruin us! (stress and hold the ooo in the middle for extra stupidness)

Beck "Do sheeps go ribbet?" Niall "Omg man NO YOU PHOOL!"

phool by Niall May 8, 2004

shit one 

Said when something bad happens, sometimes in a derisive manner.

Ed: I got caught with porn by my mom.
Bob: Shit one.

shit one by niall February 15, 2004

happy hat 

A condom

Ed: I was gonna bone this bitch
Bob: Why not?
Ed: Had no happy hats
Bob: Shit one

happy hat by niall February 15, 2004

Stocious

To be incredibly drunk.

She was stociously drunk, confused and lost.

15 pints of guinness - I was absolutely stocious.

Stocious by Niall February 11, 2004

gobdaw 

An idiot or fool. (Irish slang, used mostly by country folk).

That fella's an awful gobdaw.

That stupid gobdaw crashed his car again.

gobdaw by Niall February 11, 2004