happy hat

A condom

Ed: I was gonna bone this bitch
Bob: Why not?
Ed: Had no happy hats
Bob: Shit one

by niall February 15, 2004

gert

fat, strong, the name of a fat red head girl on the show FRIENDS! monica and chandlers wedding. she dances with ross.

damn, that is a gert. I just left a gert in the toilet. That gert can throw far. Im a gert. Your a gert.

by NIALL March 14, 2005

peter north

fucking grade A sex wee MACHINE

Taking it to the limits : Hooked on crack 7

by Niall January 05, 2004

gobdaw

An idiot or fool. (Irish slang, used mostly by country folk).

That fella's an awful gobdaw.

That stupid gobdaw crashed his car again.

by Niall February 11, 2004

Stocious

To be incredibly drunk.

She was stociously drunk, confused and lost.

15 pints of guinness - I was absolutely stocious.

by Niall February 11, 2004

crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

by Niall February 11, 2004

phool

A Phool is a super stupid person. Alot worse than a fool beware of the phools they shall ruin us! (stress and hold the ooo in the middle for extra stupidness)

Beck "Do sheeps go ribbet?" Niall "Omg man NO YOU PHOOL!"

by Niall May 08, 2004