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shift drink 

an alcoholic drink, typically for free, after work.
Liv cant have a shift drink with us because she's not 21 yet.
shift drink by bridge830 December 5, 2021
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drink till you shit club 

The consumption of alcohol until complete loss of bowel control occurs (thus shit in your pants)
Oh look the sergant shit his pants!! now he is in the drink till you shit club

shit dink 

One whom has shit on the end of the penis either as a result of inserting it into an anal cavity or just plain filth from not being circumsized.
Hey whats up shit dink,
whoa did you just here that he just called you shit dink
he asked you a question shit dink
shit dink by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com February 13, 2008

shitdrinker 

one who sucks so bad, they quite obviously drink shit.
That guy who wouldn't book our band was a real shitdrinker.

The drummer from the PB Army is a shitdrinker.
shitdrinker by PB Navy August 25, 2003

Drinking Shit

The massive bowel movement you get the morning after a night of moderate to heavy drinking.
Andy woke up with a hangover from the night before and immediately had to take a giant drinking shit.
Drinking Shit by Hoju123 November 21, 2009

Free Drinks Shirt 

A top that women who are extremely top-heavy wear in a club or a bar in order to get men to give her (and many times her friends also) drinks for free.
Girl A: Hey girl, are you ready to hit the club?

Girl B: Almost. Lemme just put on my free drinks shirt so we don't have to buy our own.
Free Drinks Shirt by just_blazin4ya December 21, 2008

Dinkle Shit 

An abnormaly large dinkleberry. Used to describe Fucktards.
Hey Joe, 2+2 is 5 right?
No Sally... you typical woman you, its not. 2+2 is 4... Fuckin' Dinkle shit.
Dinkle Shit by C-Dawg Fo Shizzle January 29, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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