shiavo

to get so retarded that all you can do is stare at everything with that look on your face... you know, mouth half open, kinda smilin, eyes half open, kinda sleepin, head half back, kinda leanin...

"yo man, Chris got completely Shiavo'd last night"

"I f*ed that bitch so hard... she got shiavo'd"

by jo0lz August 17, 2005

shiavo

Verb, To shiavo or get shiavoed is to get so drunk you're incoherrent and - more or less - a vegetable. Comes from the media/government hype after Teri Shiavo's life was fought between congress and her family.

Tonight I'm getting shiavoed and probably passing out in a gutter somewhere.

by JK825 July 12, 2007

shiavo

Adj: someone completely unresponsive; person in a deep state of sleep, or dead person

V: Action lacking motivation or effectiveness

She's been shiavoed out for the past 17 hours, she got crunk last night

She really shiavoed her part, now we have to do all the fucking work.

by Crunkonius May 20, 2005

shiavo

an eating disorder characterized by episodic uncontrolled binge eating and vomiting

She's so pulling a shiavo in the bathroom.

by saranut May 3, 2005

shiavo

(adj) sluggishness or other ill-feelings caused by a neglect of food and drink

I was feeling so shiavo while waiting for my novacaine to wear off

by jonglix May 3, 2005

Terry Shiavo'd

A person who is very hungry.

Hey Dude, I'm Terry Shiavo'd let's go eat.

by Joe Explantion April 26, 2005

Drowsy Schiavo

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.

After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.

by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016