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to get so retarded that all you can do is stare at everything with that look on your face... you know, mouth half open, kinda smilin, eyes half open, kinda sleepin, head half back, kinda leanin...
"yo man, Chris got completely Shiavo'd last night"

"I f*ed that bitch so hard... she got shiavo'd"
shiavo by jo0lz August 17, 2005
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Verb, To shiavo or get shiavoed is to get so drunk you're incoherrent and - more or less - a vegetable. Comes from the media/government hype after Teri Shiavo's life was fought between congress and her family.
Tonight I'm getting shiavoed and probably passing out in a gutter somewhere.
shiavo by JK825 July 12, 2007
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Adj: someone completely unresponsive; person in a deep state of sleep, or dead person

V: Action lacking motivation or effectiveness
She's been shiavoed out for the past 17 hours, she got crunk last night

She really shiavoed her part, now we have to do all the fucking work.
shiavo by Crunkonius May 20, 2005
an eating disorder characterized by episodic uncontrolled binge eating and vomiting
She's so pulling a shiavo in the bathroom.
shiavo by saranut May 3, 2005
(adj) sluggishness or other ill-feelings caused by a neglect of food and drink
I was feeling so shiavo while waiting for my novacaine to wear off
shiavo by jonglix May 3, 2005

Terry Shiavo'd 

Hey Dude, I'm Terry Shiavo'd let's go eat.
Terry Shiavo'd by Joe Explantion April 26, 2005

Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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