Damn I wanna get shexual with that Snickers bar!!! (looks like a turd, but has a sexy taste)

Damn I wanna get shexual with her!!! (I wanna give her a Cleveland Steamroller!)

shexual by Capt. Fudge September 28, 2009

sexualeper

A man or woman who may or may not be sexable sex on a stick sex pot or a sexaphile who behaves aggressively or assertively in hopes of getting laid, yet they are rejected or avoided by the person of their intent...for unknown reasons.

Fred: She's not bad. I'd do her.

Barney: No way! She's a sexualeper.

Fred: Why?

Barney: Ummmm....I don't actually know.

sexualeper by cnlvagain September 10, 2010

oh so shexual!!

lizz says this ALL the time, usually when describing herself. its pretty self-explanatory really. Its said in a kind of half-scottish accent sean connery stylee. not really sure where it comes from.

person 1:omg hat dude just took of his hat!!
person 2: really? was it oh so shexual?

person 1:what do ya think of my new hair?
person 2: oh so shexual!

oh so shexual!! by chirpy chirpy cheep cheep February 16, 2005

sexualess

1.A. A Female/Male quite likely in their first serious relationship with one another who does nothing sexually provocative I.E. dressing promiscuously, talk about sex, give no indication of sexual desire. B.This includes, but is not limited to, the guy that's been dating her for over a year and still hasn't got any, resulting in him being sexualess not by choice and being the only person in the world that I know of who's not and won't get any.

Friend 1: Man, I can't believe he's dating her! Not only is he not getting ANYTHING...AT ALL, but she's completely Sexualess to top it all off! She'll hardly even kiss him!

Friend 2: I know! He's an idiot!! I mean, why does she have to be a bitch like that? That's practically getting away with Murder!

Friend 1: Maybe, but he's the Prude who decided to go out with her when everyone else knew she wouldn't put out, so the jokes on his ass!!

Friend 2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA WHAT A FAG AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA

Friend 1: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO OH MY GOD AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA I CAN'T EVEN CONCIEVE THAT!!!

sexualess by Kev-r April 17, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026