sexualess

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1.A. A Female/Male quite likely in their first serious relationship with one another who does nothing sexually provocative I.E. dressing promiscuously, talk about sex, give no indication of sexual desire. B.This includes, but is not limited to, the guy that's been dating her for over a year and still hasn't got any, resulting in him being sexualess not by choice and being the only person in the world that I know of who's not and won't get any.

Friend 1: Man, I can't believe he's dating her! Not only is he not getting ANYTHING...AT ALL, but she's completely Sexualess to top it all off! She'll hardly even kiss him!

Friend 2: I know! He's an idiot!! I mean, why does she have to be a bitch like that? That's practically getting away with Murder!

Friend 1: Maybe, but he's the Prude who decided to go out with her when everyone else knew she wouldn't put out, so the jokes on his ass!!

Friend 2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA WHAT A FAG AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA

Friend 1: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO OH MY GOD AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA I CAN'T EVEN CONCIEVE THAT!!!

sexualess by Kev-r April 17, 2008

sexless innkeeper

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"

sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009

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Home of sexuals

Damn u gay

You live in the home of sexuals

Home of sexuals by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

sexless marriage

1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.

Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.

sexless marriage by horde52 March 6, 2010

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the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.

"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

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sexuals

A shortened version of the phrase 'sexual relations'.

Sexuals are best enjoyed with lots of mutual oral foreplay (69ing or 'your turn/my turn'), followed by animalistic intercourse, including some spanking and hair pulling. Also, it is a good idea to go back to a little more oral sex between sexual position changes.

(on phone) Sontia: Wanna come over for some sexuals?

Tony: Yes please!

Sontia:9:30.

Tony:Sweet!

sexuals by t_doffing July 18, 2009

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sexless streaming

The platonic version of "Netflix and Chill."

My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.

sexless streaming by Jay-Rizzle December 29, 2015

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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