sexualess

1.A. A Female/Male quite likely in their first serious relationship with one another who does nothing sexually provocative I.E. dressing promiscuously, talk about sex, give no indication of sexual desire. B.This includes, but is not limited to, the guy that's been dating her for over a year and still hasn't got any, resulting in him being sexualess not by choice and being the only person in the world that I know of who's not and won't get any.

Friend 1: Man, I can't believe he's dating her! Not only is he not getting ANYTHING...AT ALL, but she's completely Sexualess to top it all off! She'll hardly even kiss him!

Friend 2: I know! He's an idiot!! I mean, why does she have to be a bitch like that? That's practically getting away with Murder!

Friend 1: Maybe, but he's the Prude who decided to go out with her when everyone else knew she wouldn't put out, so the jokes on his ass!!

Friend 2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA WHAT A FAG AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA

Friend 1: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO OH MY GOD AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA I CAN'T EVEN CONCIEVE THAT!!!

by Kev-r April 17, 2008

sexless innkeeper

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"

by Lefou October 13, 2009

Home of sexuals

Damn u gay

You live in the home of sexuals

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

sexless marriage

1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.

Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.

by horde52 March 6, 2010

the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.

"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

by thedefiningmastercraftsman98 September 8, 2015

sexuals

A shortened version of the phrase 'sexual relations'.

Sexuals are best enjoyed with lots of mutual oral foreplay (69ing or 'your turn/my turn'), followed by animalistic intercourse, including some spanking and hair pulling. Also, it is a good idea to go back to a little more oral sex between sexual position changes.

(on phone) Sontia: Wanna come over for some sexuals?

Tony: Yes please!

Sontia:9:30.

Tony:Sweet!

by t_doffing July 18, 2009

sexless streaming

The platonic version of "Netflix and Chill."

My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.

by Jay-Rizzle December 29, 2015