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scatological 

(adj) 1. of or related to the study of feces: what it is, why it smells so rank, and why germans and japs love shit porn so much.
Today's scatological forecast: scat, scat, and more scat! With a 65% chance of golden showers.
scatological by Jungle Bunny December 9, 2006

scatological liar 

A person that lies about all kinds of shit.
You can't believe anything that guy says. He's a scatological liar.
scatological liar by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013

Scatological Management

A (IT) management out of business reality, leaving from past and trying to prolong it as most as possible, hardly adopting a new model, not able to keep talented people. It can be used in a larger sense for defining at all the management quality in any organization, grasping the past not being able to innovate and adopt.
- Our business model has became a "dinosaurs", cloud is hitting hard, and our scatological management is not able to adopt to a new model.

e-scatological punishment 

Derived from "eschatology", the end of time or the apocalypse; "e" as in e-mail; and "scatological" : having to do with feces.

Poetic justice at the Final Judgment by being forced to watch nauseating internet scat porn.
Ted's lack of faith and porn addiction earned him e-scatological punishment. He was forced to watch repetitions of "Two Girls One Cup" for all eternity.

Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy 

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).
Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)

stratological 

adjective- only understandable to higher beings i.e. gods, titans etc. Is not comprehendible to normal people, only the elite can understand it. Superior in all forms of intelligence and/or understanding
The equation '1+1=-3' is stratological; we can't understand it.

Person 1- That professor is so stratological
Person 2- I know right! I have no idea what he is talking about, but I know that it makes sense to him
Person 3- I wish I was stratological!
Person 1- Word homie
Person 2- that stratological professor is pimpin
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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