scatological

of or pertaining to the study, discussion or orientation of all things fecal. The science of fecal situations or orientations if you will.

that guy is a fecal freak, he's interested in all things scatological.

by gabriel cano May 3, 2005

scatological

(adj) 1. of or related to the study of feces: what it is, why it smells so rank, and why germans and japs love shit porn so much.

Today's scatological forecast: scat, scat, and more scat! With a 65% chance of golden showers.

by Jungle Bunny December 9, 2006

scatological liar

A person that lies about all kinds of shit.

You can't believe anything that guy says. He's a scatological liar.

by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013

Scatological Management

A (IT) management out of business reality, leaving from past and trying to prolong it as most as possible, hardly adopting a new model, not able to keep talented people. It can be used in a larger sense for defining at all the management quality in any organization, grasping the past not being able to innovate and adopt.

- Our business model has became a "dinosaurs", cloud is hitting hard, and our scatological management is not able to adopt to a new model.

by Chibas June 27, 2013

e-scatological punishment

Derived from "eschatology", the end of time or the apocalypse; "e" as in e-mail; and "scatological" : having to do with feces.

Poetic justice at the Final Judgment by being forced to watch nauseating internet scat porn.

Ted's lack of faith and porn addiction earned him e-scatological punishment. He was forced to watch repetitions of "Two Girls One Cup" for all eternity.

by samuelducanada May 6, 2011

Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).

Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)

by Uncle Des September 4, 2010

stratological

adjective- only understandable to higher beings i.e. gods, titans etc. Is not comprehendible to normal people, only the elite can understand it. Superior in all forms of intelligence and/or understanding

The equation '1+1=-3' is stratological; we can't understand it.

Person 1- That professor is so stratological
Person 2- I know right! I have no idea what he is talking about, but I know that it makes sense to him
Person 3- I wish I was stratological!
Person 1- Word homie
Person 2- that stratological professor is pimpin

by The Godfather of all things September 2, 2012