shewank

masturbation when undertaken by the female species ie 'shewank'

im going to have a shewank over the bold guy from masterchef!

shewank by nz_girl March 4, 2010

Sheranka

1. A rare breed of unicorn which prances around on a rainbow, jumping from one color to another. Usually accompanied by balmy weather and a sparkling sky. It signifies happiness, tranquility and high flying times.

Boy A : Hey, look at that Sheranka in the sky! I am so going out for a picnic with my friends today.

Boy B : Yes, i love Sherankas. Wish we had more of them.

Sheranka by watchtheclock August 3, 2012

Shewang 

The proper name for a large clitoris, which when aroused, stands erect, and is phallic in shape. Rather than looking like part of the vagina, the Shewang looks like a slender red penis, or a short fat mushroom dick.

Angus dumped Jenny after he discovered her clitoris was larger than his penis. He feels it's a massive clitastrophe, and was not sure if she expected him to suck it. Jenny's enormous shewang got her dumped again.

Shewang by rapunzabel April 24, 2017

Shekank 

It means extreme of something, usually something that you see and the usual words in English can't describe it. An experience that you can't express by conventional means.

"Man!, this car of your is ..... shekank". "Oh God!, I can't describe it, like it was a shekank thing". "Did you see that chick man!, her body was... shekanking"

Shekank by V_K_Industries February 21, 2010

shwank

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

shwank by Jizz_Staines April 1, 2008

Shwank that Justin boy 

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.

I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.

Shwank that Justin boy by the Sleuth June 10, 2009

Shwanked 

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.

(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.

Shwanked by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009