A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.
Also known as schwank.
Also known as schwank.
by Jizz_Staines April 01, 2008
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"
by Parnell Street Bum December 07, 2007
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fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!
by Browning Smears November 15, 2003
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by reallywhite May 06, 2011
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by noobinator12 November 23, 2010
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