shwank

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

by Jizz_Staines April 1, 2008

shwank

To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.

"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"

by Parnell Street Bum January 2, 2008

shwank

to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).

fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Shwank

When you go for a shit but you have a wank just after or before on the toilet

Went for a lovely shwank there man

by Idefinewords March 22, 2017

Shwank

Cool
Dope
Awesome
Sick
Sweet
Nice

"Look at that stank shank that looks shwank"
"Look at him, he's soooo shwank"
"Awe that looks shwank as heck man"

by Jack Lotus April 5, 2021

shwank

another meaning for "sweet" positive notation

Wow! That is shwank!

by Blythe October 29, 2004

shwank

the easiest way to communicate that you think something is awesome .

that was shwank!!!
Yeah! that was so cool my balls switched places!!!!

by reallywhite May 31, 2011