3 definitions by nz_girl

zoosk whoare

a male or female that spends most of their time on zoosk or similar internet dating sites looking for prospective shags. u meet them they seem lovely then u never hear from them again yet theyre status is always ' recently online' they are blatently chatting to 50 plus people and possibly fucking more than 10 at same time ... slag!!!

kim is a zoosk whoare i fucked him then he never spoke to me again...

by nz_girl March 4, 2010

facebook botox

when someones facebook pictures show them pulling the exact same facial expression in every single photo regardless of their mood or occasion.

look at dans pictures hes puliing the same face in evry one... ie facebook botox

by nz_girl March 4, 2010

shewank

masturbation when undertaken by the female species ie 'shewank'

im going to have a shewank over the bold guy from masterchef!

by nz_girl March 4, 2010