Jizz_Staines's definitions

shwank

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

by Jizz_Staines April 1, 2008