Shwankle 

a device used to enlarge you penis by 85 percent.

dude pass me that shankle.
hey man its my turn with the shwankle.
stop hogging the shwankle!

Shwankle by jebidiah1212 November 4, 2010

Shwankle 

A swollen ankle

Damn shaniqwah your damn shwankle fat as hell

Shwankle by Marinatina September 28, 2017

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

Swankles 

When you have a long night out drinking and the next morning you have the alcohol diarrhea. Swankles occurs when you have liquid hot magma coming out for such a long period of time, that you start taking off clothes from sweating. Eventually you have to take your pants/shorts off from around your ankles due to excess sweating. The result is swankles.

Playing beer pong last night gave me swankles today.

swankling I started swankling in the grocery store when I couldn't find a bathroom.

Swankles by DrnorJ May 25, 2016

Donkey Shlankled 

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

Donkey Shlankled by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

Fookin' Shankled 

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

Fookin' Shankled by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009

Shwanked 

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.

(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.

Shwanked by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009