Showank

When one masturbates in the shower.

Matt: "I'm gonna have a showank now. TTYL!"

by Cogeno August 4, 2009

showank

As a growing teen, you would typically wank and shower after, killing two birds with one stone, keeping clean while flushing down the little spermies. Instead of telling the boys you gotta wank and shower before the game, you just tell them, you gotta showank.

Hold on dudes, mans gotta go and take a SHOWANK

by JacksonHeng May 30, 2021

shwank

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

by Jizz_Staines April 1, 2008

Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.

I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.

by the Sleuth June 10, 2009

Shwanked

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.

(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.

by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009

Shuwanka

basically its like a sarcastic sure that you only use with your homies.

hey can u grab me some water?
shuwanka

bro do u not like pineapple on pizza?
shuwanka

are you hungry?
shuwanka

by badbitchvibez January 9, 2021

shiwanking

Having a shit, while wanking.

"That was a blinding shiwank I had this morning.

I have been shiwanking all day"

by Benson, Lockerbie March 25, 2017