Shellacked

An appropriate past tense verb when indicating several King Raven helicopters were just taken out by nemacyst artillery.

"Our birds just got shellacked!!!"

by youcancallmezack January 4, 2009

shellacked

The state of being drunk

I was so shellacked last night that I lost count of how many beers I drank

by youcancallmeal February 26, 2004

shellacked

When you steal something from someone and it's the last of that person's property.

I stumbled upon the rest of Janice's Oreo's. I was so stoned and there were only 8 left so I shellacked them.

by The Word Burglar January 7, 2008

Spelljacked

The act of changing perfectly good words by a cell phone spell checker at the moment a text is send. Or changing a misspelled word to something that’s not even close and then sending the text without giving you any options.

John: “Dude, where did you learn to spell? Your text was all messed up.”

Dave: “I know, my cell spelljacked my text again.”

by Stealth KC May 5, 2010

shalacked

the victim of being lit up or hit beyond belief.

the dumbass who tried to bumrush the stage was shalacked by security

by z man March 10, 2005

shellbacker

straight military guy, usually Navy, who does gay "solo jerk-off" videos for gay guys for extra cash...a profitable endeavor that doesn't make them gay...just means they are confident with their packages and love getting paid money for something they usually do for free by themselves...

Ensign Hawkins earns extra spending money as a shellbacker when he's on shore leave.

by bottomboy_tj December 28, 2014

Shellacking

The action of annihilating, destroying, or otherwise beating your opponent in an abusive, sadistic, or embarassing manner.

"Wow, the Patriots really got their asses kicked, didn't they?"

"Yep, it was a real shellacking."

by zythane47 November 3, 2008