Shellacker 

A dirty fan of the worst NHL team in existence, the perennially terrible Ottawa Senators.

Man! This bar is full of shellackers! GROSS DUDE.

Shellacker by Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck March 5, 2010

shellbacker 

straight military guy, usually Navy, who does gay "solo jerk-off" videos for gay guys for extra cash...a profitable endeavor that doesn't make them gay...just means they are confident with their packages and love getting paid money for something they usually do for free by themselves...

Ensign Hawkins earns extra spending money as a shellbacker when he's on shore leave.

shellbacker by bottomboy_tj December 28, 2014

Shellacking 

The action of annihilating, destroying, or otherwise beating your opponent in an abusive, sadistic, or embarassing manner.

"Wow, the Patriots really got their asses kicked, didn't they?"

"Yep, it was a real shellacking."

Shellacking by zythane47 November 3, 2008

shalackers

A slang term for really heady weed

Last night I was smoking tons of the shalackers

shalackers by JDPVT420 August 21, 2009

Shellacked 

An appropriate past tense verb when indicating several King Raven helicopters were just taken out by nemacyst artillery.

"Our birds just got shellacked!!!"

Shellacked by youcancallmezack January 4, 2009

shlackered 

Shlackered means beyond drunk or high to any degree: a fantastic combination of both!

Tim: are you drunk or high?
Bob: Both man. i’m Shlackered.

shlackered by connorspothouse February 18, 2020

Shellaccent 

The sound that comes out of one's mouth when Louisana and Texas accents combine and become a somewhat high pitched Canadianish New York-esque homeade accent. This accent comes from sweet girls named Shelly and is also extremely contageous. It also comes out of Bobby and Kyle when they get sleepy and intoxicated off the night air.

Dude last night I was talking to this really hott senior and I accidently let some of my Shellaccent come out.

Shellaccent by Balooo March 20, 2009