A drunken state of being induced either by playing
excessive amounts of beer pong, bullshit pyrimid, or by consuming a very high proof liquor using a "chug mug."
Shellaced is not only a state of being, but also a state of mind, in which one becomes completely obsessed with making it to the frats, the rugby house, or any other nightly
house party in which there will be
inevitably more drinking.
Origin: Our 7 foot long beer pong table had to be sealed with shellac to protect its superior paint-job. the word just stuck thereafter.
Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Danieley J103 for some
beer pong on thier sweet-ass table? I bet we'll get
amazingly shellaced!
Person 2: Nah I can't man, I was
over there last Sunday and those girls got me completely shellaced before they had finished thier first game of bullshit pyrimid.