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put up a shelf 

My wife had a headache last night, so I put up a shelf
put up a shelf by lxb112 August 11, 2010

to spinach self up 

(derived from Polish: zaszpinakować).

To develop decent amount of muscle mass.
Example (to spinach self up):
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You need to spinach yourself up to look like Schwarzenegger. (=you need to work out more in order to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger).
to spinach self up by SOKÓŁ August 30, 2010

sheff you up 

“i’ll sheff you up” means they gonna stab you up
yo bro i’ll sheff you up you likkle pussio

Super tuned up self fister 

What Russel Crowe is... A man that wanks really fast and is over and done with quick...Or fists his own ass at pace, and ejaculates quick coz of it.
Super tuned up self fister!!!
Have you see his crap films???

Up-Thumbing Self 

The act of up thumbing yourself on your own definition on Urban Dictionary after it was approved.
*Opens e-mail*
*Clicks on Urban Dictionary e-mail*

"Thanks for your definition of Up-Thumbing Self!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
(Link here)

Urban Dictionary"

*Clicks link*
*Thumbs self*
Up-Thumbing Self by PanzyWarfare October 17, 2009

pulling up to self serve

To pleasure one's self. To be your own best friend. When a man enjoys his own company. roughing up the suspect
I was scarred for life when I walked in on my dad as he pulled up to self serve.