fister

one who can shove whole fist in tight area, usually named grandpa....
He fisted my vag. while his mommy drove us home
mr fister punched me in the vag
by kirbzdawg March 25, 2010
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fister

a homemade marijuana smoking device using a large bottle and a bag. one uses the bag to fill the bottle, and and removes the cap bowl to inhale the contents of the bag and bottle.
Pull out the fister and let's get baked.
by johnson, jordan August 27, 2006
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Fister

One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F
Fire Support Specialist
Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!
by wildcardman October 09, 2010
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Fistered

When you get raped by Doug Fister. Since being fisted destroys that region, being fistered is also destructive. If you have ever been fisted or seen someone fisted, you understand what I mean. He who has been Fistered has been utterly defeated, such as the 2011 New York Yankees.
The Yankees thought they would advance to the ALCS without Verlander on the bump for the Tigers, but they were Fistered by Dougie Fresh.
by Fister Fanatic October 07, 2011
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Fister

Someone who is prone to "fisting".
"Ima' pull a Fister!"
by Aircroth March 19, 2009
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Fisters

The blister type bubbles you get on your hands from fisting your own anal cavity to often.
"man I wish these fisters would clear up soon. Everyone's going to know I'm a serial arse fister.
by Ricky Foxwell February 17, 2009
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Fister

A person who likes to masturbate ferociously at the rate of at least 10 wanks a day.

A masturbation addict.

The Fap Master.

The frustrated Fapist
That cousin of our's, Mr Sheikh, he's a Fister.

Sheikh Sahab, the undefeated Champion of Fisters, his hand's have got blisters.
by Not a Fapper January 25, 2014
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