Fister
Fister by wildcardman October 15, 2010
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Fister
A person who likes to masturbate ferociously at the rate of at least 10 wanks a day.
A masturbation addict.
The Fap Master.
The frustrated Fapist
A masturbation addict.
The Fap Master.
The frustrated Fapist
That cousin of our's, Mr Sheikh, he's a Fister.
Sheikh Sahab, the undefeated Champion of Fisters, his hand's have got blisters.
Sheikh Sahab, the undefeated Champion of Fisters, his hand's have got blisters.
Fister by Not a Fapper January 25, 2014
Fister
One who wants to ram their fist down (or up) society. More generally: liberals, socialists, and communists that hold their fists up.
The opposite of Teabaggers.
The opposite of Teabaggers.
fister
a homemade marijuana smoking device using a large bottle and a bag. one uses the bag to fill the bottle, and and removes the cap bowl to inhale the contents of the bag and bottle.
fister by johnson, jordan August 28, 2006
fister blister
fister blister by Hiawatha November 12, 2006
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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