Fister

One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F
Fire Support Specialist

Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!

by wildcardman October 15, 2010

Fister

Someone who is prone to "fisting".

"Ima' pull a Fister!"

by Aircroth March 28, 2009

fister

one who can shove whole fist in tight area, usually named grandpa....

He fisted my vag. while his mommy drove us home
mr fister punched me in the vag

by kirbzdawg March 25, 2010

Fister

A person who likes to masturbate ferociously at the rate of at least 10 wanks a day.

A masturbation addict.

The Fap Master.

The frustrated Fapist

That cousin of our's, Mr Sheikh, he's a Fister.

Sheikh Sahab, the undefeated Champion of Fisters, his hand's have got blisters.

by Not a Fapper January 25, 2014

Fister

One who wants to ram their fist down (or up) society. More generally: liberals, socialists, and communists that hold their fists up.

The opposite of Teabaggers.

1) Why don't those Fisters have their own rally instead of disrupting the Teabaggers' rally?

2) I went to the store to buy a fur coat, but the store was totally picketed by Fisters. I couldn't get past them.

by Xygonn December 1, 2011

fister

a homemade marijuana smoking device using a large bottle and a bag. one uses the bag to fill the bottle, and and removes the cap bowl to inhale the contents of the bag and bottle.

Pull out the fister and let's get baked.

by johnson, jordan August 28, 2006

fister blister

when you fist a girl so hard she gets a blister on her vagina which you call a fister blister

Sarah was being a bitch so I gave her the fister blister

by Hiawatha November 12, 2006