Definitions by BoneDaddy

pulling up to self serve

To pleasure one's self. To be your own best friend. When a man enjoys his own company. roughing up the suspect

I was scarred for life when I walked in on my dad as he pulled up to self serve.

An improper spelling and pronunciation of "Homsar" (Hom like "Mom" and sar like "SARS")

"Hey-lo Marzi-payan! It's HOMSAR!!!"