Shelded Like a Foldon

When one absolutely sh*ts the bed, in the most humiliating way possible.

He could have dated that supermodel, but instead loudly sharted himself in front of her and her whole family. He really shelded like a foldon.

by NorwegianGuy99 December 14, 2021

shelded

Term used by ignorant hillbillies to describe a transmission failure from mis-shifting a manual equipped vehicle.

Dat boy can't drive dat der currrvette. He done shelded his transemission.

by Scooby24 October 04, 2005