Shelder

If one has gone through a war with various stages of prolonging shock.

One who fights in battles and wars, unaware of how horrifying it really is, only to find themselves immenesly frightened; frightened by such as a clattering, a rustling, adrenaline stimuli-like head-rushing or a quickly-moving visual image or hallucination (Note, the hallucination may happen from the war anyway. Flashbacks, what have you. They are more relevant than non-war fighters.)

My great granfather was a shelder... he was under so much stress, and had so much shell shock from WWII that he ended up beating hell out of my father; even though he was an asshole to begin with and the only way to solve a problem to him was by force.

Shelder by mr. okay January 20, 2008

shelmerdine

a good 'rogering'

when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'

shelmerdine by bombasquat September 22, 2010

Sheldorado 

Noun: A dead beat father that walks away from parental responsibility. Most Sheldorados have a narcissistic complex and over inflated egos. As a result of his over inflated Ego a Sheldorado will also dodge child support leading to jail or homelessness

Verb: Getting ass raped by a number of men from the Jewish Temple because of a past family debt and bad decisions

Noun - Stan was a real Sheldorado for leaving Aunty when she really needed someone.

Verb - Sharran got a real nice Sheldorado last night by the temple.

Sheldorado by Sheldorado July 3, 2019

sheltered child 

a child who is overly protected from the outside world, impacting their judgmental, social, and economic skills. this usually happens because of a parent, guardian, or adult figure in the child's life.

child: i can't go out tonight, my parents won't let me because it's too dangerous.
friend: dude it's not dangerous it's literally a block away from here. you're such a sheltered child.

sheltered child by okjada July 9, 2021

Cream shelter 

A small enviroment where a male ejaculates

Omg he went to the cream shelter

Cream shelter by Kieranbrammasytisgudloads March 15, 2017

Cosmo Sheldrake 

A visionary, a quirky lad who churns out pure art. His music makes you dream of having a picnic of fruit you picked with your love, chowing down while sitting atop a tree stump in a forest far from any other humans, you're both covered in dirt and singing songs about the old gods, chunky birds, and cool bugs. He makes videos performing his songs where they blend so perfectly with the location, and it's absolutely beautiful. He puts his soul and his thoughts and his interests into his creations and he needs to be more well known for his work. His songs range from crying near a pond over a lost love to exploring an old stone castle with your lads.

"If I ever see Cosmo Sheldrake in concert, I'd problably experience some type of spiritual awakening."

Cosmo Sheldrake by lugosithefae June 19, 2019

bronado shelter 

Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops

Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.

Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.

bronado shelter by +ApN+ July 22, 2016