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Sriracha Penis

Putting Sriracha on your friend’s dick. Then when he wakes up, don’t say anything.
Sriracha on a dick, sriracha on a stick. Sriracha penis!
by Jake 🅱️Aul June 23, 2019
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Schlomped

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport
Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!
by Jake 🅱️Aul February 28, 2021
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