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Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008
This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.
Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan
Schlorp by Bryan Seaman May 30, 2018
schlorp
Schlorp by meowsies123 September 29, 2018

Schlozzle 

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.
Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.
Schlozzle by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

schloule 

Your grandpa died - ‘response’ Schloule.
You have just won the lottery - ‘response’ Schloule.
schloule by Schloule June 4, 2018
Girl or Guy so disgusting in their general behavior that you just can't describe them
Can replace any funny adjective in a sentence such as queer, fuck, stupid, bitch, asshole. etc..... with a YOU ARE in front
Person that is a perfect mix of a Slut and a Whore = Schlore
You are such a Schlore = dirty person
You are such a Schlore = big fat liar
Schlore by DaveDubs23 February 4, 2010
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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