When two men, both Jerking themselves off, come upon each other on Chatroulette and keep Jerking off.
Buck: Dude, I was Jerking off all last night on Chatroulette, but every dude I came upon never clicked Next and I didn't want to, so we sat there just watching each other beat it.
Spen: Sounds like you were in a major Chatroulette Sword Fight
A live streaming website where you connect with completely random strangers with a webcam and microphone. Every other person you connect to is a horny dude wanking, or if you're a chick, you are asked to see your tits. You disconnect with you want and keep talking if the person's chill. Same concept as Omegle except you see them.
A brilliant invention. A place where all the psychos, skanks, perverts and pedophiles are kept the world over, safe in their living rooms, instead of out bothering the rest of us in the real world.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!