Shatnav 

How accurate one's aim is whilst on the shitter. Shatnavs do not work well in public toilets.

If you see skidmarks down the side of a toilet, the previous user's shatnav was poor.

Shatnav by A black mann May 23, 2009

shatnav 

A satellite navigation system (satnav) that is shit because it has old or bad maps and/or software. It may have addresses missing, tell you to take routes that are no longer possible due to road changes or take so long to recalculate routes that you've already missed the turning.

Sorry I'm late. My shatnav didn't know about the new one way system.

shatnav by Papfox March 10, 2009

Shantavia 

You are spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. In business, you are the creator and promoter of original ideas and usually enjoy considerable financial success.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. New ways and new experiences can't satisfy your restless nature. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, because you know that this is the only way to receive justice and honesty from other people. But your personal growth is vital for your, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations. Your restless spirit might best controlled by choosing the field of work that meet your demand for action and adventure.

Hello, Shantavia!
It was nice to meet you Shantavia!

Shantavia by maybeiamonurbandictionary December 5, 2020

Shatavia 

sweet, sassy, and sometimes bitchy; can also mean lioness; leader of the pack

She definitely has a Shatavia characteristic to her.

Shatavia by Black & Sassy August 22, 2011

satnav woman 

A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.

"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.

satnav woman by Mr Ben July 18, 2006

Shat-Nav 

Term given to all Satellite Navigation devices designed for driving.

They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.

Sat-Nav: "After 200 yards, turn right"

Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"

Shat-Nav by borntoboogie July 5, 2009

Shantavia 

The missing piece of Jason’s puzzle.She’s extremely beautiful with or without make-up, she has the most unique personality that no other girl in the world has, she’s also funny, fun to be around and she’s passionate.

Your highness Shantavia the 1st is the bride of Your fressness King Jason.

Shantavia by Gifted one January 10, 2021