Definitions by Papfox

Unfairtrade

Goods not sourced ethically, the production of which may involve exploitation of workers by companies or middle-men. The opposite of fairtrade.

Unfairtrade goods are usually cheaper than fairtrade goods as no premium is paid to ensure the producer gets a fair price for the product.

"Shall we buy the fairtrade?"

"Nah. The unfairtrade is $2 cheaper."

Unfairtrade by Papfox August 27, 2009

Cackberry 

A very old or bad Blackberry email phone. The kind of crappy old device you get loaned for free by the company or store whilst your nice one is being fixed.

"Look at this Cackberry the store gave me. It must be 3 years old. can't wait to get mine back."

Cackberry by Papfox July 22, 2009

JTFC 

Acronym of "Just The Fucking Crew". Used in entertainment production to express displeasure when the crew perceives it's being treated badly compared with stars and production people.

"Cassandra and I will be staying at the Crowne Plaza. You've been booked into the Howard Johnson down the street."

"Yeah, We get it. We're JTFC."

JTFC by Papfox July 3, 2009

shatnav 

A satellite navigation system (satnav) that is shit because it has old or bad maps and/or software. It may have addresses missing, tell you to take routes that are no longer possible due to road changes or take so long to recalculate routes that you've already missed the turning.

Sorry I'm late. My shatnav didn't know about the new one way system.

shatnav by Papfox March 10, 2009

Twatdangle 

To hold someone who is being a twat by the ankles and dangle him/her out the window or over the stairs until they promise not to be a twat any more.

We twatdangled the cleaner over the balcony until he promissed not to unplug the server to plug his vacuum cleaner in again.

Twatdangle by Papfox January 2, 2009