Shat-Nav 

Term given to all Satellite Navigation devices designed for driving.

They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.

Sat-Nav: "After 200 yards, turn right"

Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"

Shat-Nav by borntoboogie July 5, 2009

Shatnav 

How accurate one's aim is whilst on the shitter. Shatnavs do not work well in public toilets.

If you see skidmarks down the side of a toilet, the previous user's shatnav was poor.

Shatnav by A black mann May 23, 2009

shatnav 

A satellite navigation system (satnav) that is shit because it has old or bad maps and/or software. It may have addresses missing, tell you to take routes that are no longer possible due to road changes or take so long to recalculate routes that you've already missed the turning.

Sorry I'm late. My shatnav didn't know about the new one way system.

shatnav by Papfox March 10, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004