shartzer 

A really shitty supervisor, we all know one.

"Wow, that guy really earns his title as a Shartzer"
"I just went to the bathroom and had a real Shartzer"
"Shartzer is walking proof that not all poop gets flushed"

shartzer by Doodi3poop5 May 9, 2019

sharterror 

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.

Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."

sharterror by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009

sharter 

One who sharts (soils ones pants while simply intending to fart).

My brother is a stinky shart face. He loves to shart. Today was not the first time he has sharted. He likes to shit his pants when he farts.

sharter by Carlypoo June 24, 2005

Cock Sharter 

the act of sharting on a cock during anal sex

Commonly used while raging in video games.

Becky sharted on my cock last night!, LOL cock sharter

Cock Sharter by SHARTBALLS March 12, 2021

Sharteries

The arteries inside your bottom!

“Jane had so many johnsons up her bum hole that weekend she some serious inflammation of the sharteries on the monday”

Sharteries by Dave the rave slave June 6, 2018

Shartner 

A person you hold hands with while you both shart yourselves.

Pete: Want to be my shartner, Dennis?

Dennis: It would be an honor, homeslice!

Shartner by PistolPedro March 11, 2021