A food, drink, or object (basically any noun) that may have caused your intended shit or fart to become a shart, thereby having something to blame on when you took a “fart” in the middle of a routine.
Bill: Holy shit Dave! Your khakis smell like shit!
Dave: No shit Bill, I ate those carnitas two hours ago.
Bill: Anything from that ghetto food truck’s a sharterstarter, everyone at the office knows that.
Dave: Fuck off Bill.
Dave: No shit Bill, I ate those carnitas two hours ago.
Bill: Anything from that ghetto food truck’s a sharterstarter, everyone at the office knows that.
Dave: Fuck off Bill.
by SharterStarter June 21, 2019