shartler 

To shart onto a person's upper lip. Comparable to a shitler, the difference being that the shit is applied by sharting it directly onto the upper lip instead of being smeared on with a finger.

Yesterday I went up to my wife and gave her a shartler while she was sleeping. She woke up and got so excited that she let me give her a bulldozer!

shartler by mohawkmaniac October 20, 2009

Shartles and James 

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

Shartles and James by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

Shattler 

A loud, powerful fart that rushes around the feces as it departs the asshole, so it creates an air pocket and the crap rattles around a little before exiting.

Billy: “I was trying not to get noticed while taking a dump at the party and had a shattler, it felt kind of good, does that make me gay?”

Dave: “No, I love when I get a shattler, too bad they are so rare. If loving shattlers are wrong, I don't want to be right.”

Shattler by Louisiana Gold December 23, 2008

shartle 

When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.

He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.

shartle by Tim O. July 29, 2007

Shartled 

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

Shartled by Markalept October 22, 2009

sharterror 

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.

Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."

sharterror by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016

Hardening of the sharteries 

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

Hardening of the sharteries by turdmeister July 13, 2009