shartbomb

when you want to actually shit on someone’s fat head because they’re THAT stupid

i’m gonna shartbomb you

by shparklefarts March 2, 2025

Starbomb

A holy shit amazing album about Nintendo games by Egoraptor And Ninja Sex Party.
There has been one album at the time of this definition, but there is going to be another/more.

Dude, I just bought the new Starbomb album!

by RoundedColt8 July 16, 2014

shitbombed

The most drunk you can possibly get withour dying. Being shitbombed surpasses being wasted, trashed, honked, housed, crunk, etc. At this level of inebriation, many things can happen, including but not limited to the following: leaving your credit card at the bar, making out with bartenders, making out with the homeless guy outside the bar, breaking furniture, taking your shirt off at the pizza place where you are buying an entire pizza to eat alone, waking up in only stilettos on the living room floor, finding an empty tub of guacamole with a spoon in it the next morning, etc.

She got so shitbombed last night that she woke up still drunk in only a tennis skirt in a puddle of her own pee with a Skippy jar full of jungle juice next to her bed and then puked nine times throughout the day at work.

by FabsDC December 24, 2004

Shitbombing

Putting feces in an almost empty shampoo bottle, add water or urine. Shake the bottle and spray it on your victim.

Mostly done in prison

On the bars I could see a brown substance which were the remains of fellow prisoners shitbombing each other.

by Prison Kikel May 13, 2009

A-Town Shitbomb

When a girl is sitting on a guys lap and he goes to hug her, but squeezes so hard that it makes her shit her pants.

I accidentally gave my boyfriend the A-Town Shitbomb last night.

by 907Angelica February 3, 2009

Smartbomb

A grenade or a fat chick that goes to party just to attempt to hookup or dance with someone because they cant get any normally.

I know there was so many smartbombs there, it was gross!

by cpblast811 March 13, 2011

shitbomb

the most fucked up, worthless, god forsaken, in human, piece of shit u will ever find... a.k.a the guy/ gurl who will never get layed ina million years

Damn, that chick is a real shitbomb

by Anonymous October 10, 2003