shark shark

an overweight hillbilly who seeks sexual relations with only the dirtiest of mud sharks

duder, hootch is such a shark shark

shark shark by r hedrick September 28, 2003

Booty Shark 

A game where one person attempts to bite the butt of someone while walking up the stairs behind them. Usually the biter yells out "booty shark!" right before they attack.

He liked to play booty shark with his girlfriend before bed as they walked up the stairs.

Booty Shark by You'reGonnaNeedABiggerBooty August 9, 2016

shark 

POV: You are here from the definition of Urban Dictionary and decided to see what shark meant even though you already know what it means, and just want to see some random sexual definition.

Anyways, a shark is a sea creature.

Jimmy: *looks for the definition of Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary*
Also Jimmy: *sees the definition that contains the word shark*

Jimmy again: *looks for shark*
Shaniqua: ay lil timmy you ain gonna look up da definishin of shawrk becu you saw tha shi on th definitshin of urb dic right lil squart?

shark by DrizzyXL September 30, 2020

Shark Dicked 

The act of getting fucked by two penises in one hole.

Sylvia got hammered last night and got shark dicked by Bryan and Steve.

Shark Dicked by The Deepwater Thunder November 24, 2013

shark fin soup 

1: A traditional soup found in Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine. Usually served during special occasions. Made with Shark Fin and many other ingredients that include shrimp, chicken stock, mushrooms, and scallions.

2: When a man lies down on in the sand on a hot day with an erection, forming a pool of sweat underneath the erection, the pool of sweat representing the "broth" and the erection the "shark fin".

1: I was throughly disappointed that the restaurant ran out of shark fin soup. This was the only restaurant in New York that serves the classic dish.

2: Tom: Man, I still can't believe we got kicked out of the nude beach.

Larry: The lifeguard caught us with shark fin soup, theres nothing we could do man.

Tom: That is true, my shark fin soup smelt disgusting.

shark fin soup by Tommy Twoshoes September 15, 2018

Laser shark 

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.

In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.

Laser shark by tonbird February 2, 2010

Laurent Shark 

A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark

A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark. This type of LAURANT is always the funny guy at parties. Wonder why he went in the pool at a party for over 2 hours with some fish called Elise? Wonder no more, we've found out that he's actually a Shark, and this brings us to the conclusion that he belongs in a pool. For those who just aren't quite familiar with his delivery, just leave this page because you just won't get it.

Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!

Laurent Shark by Madame Renaud December 1, 2019