laurent

verb, noun; pronunciation (lore-ront)

1. to slyly create relationship problems between couples by befriending and flirting with all girls with boyfriends

2. to quickly get to know hot girls, and then not hook up with them due to his gravitation towards friend zones

3. to scrounge

4. to have an inordinate amount of girls suck him

5. to shoot the ball every time
Guy 1: (walks into bedroom) Dude, thats my girlfriend

Guy 2: (quickly hopping out of bed and putting on grey NMH sweatpants) bonjour bounjour croissant

Guy 1: Fuck I just got laurented!
by BusyBoy11 February 14, 2011
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A bad ass, super talented dude. Usually in Brooklyn, but not always. Loyal to adidas and 7 jeans. Has authoritative control over women and weimaraners. Begins each and every morning with a cold Tecate. If you see this clever character, tell him the word on the street is he's banging Jimmy's sister.
"Did you hit on that dude?" "Hell no! he's out of my league - a total fuckin Laurent"
by Megan Rae April 15, 2008
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She is a beautiful girl, she is a great bestie, she loves animals, Laurent is really loyal to love ❤️. Laurent is nice girl that loves dancing, her favorite color is red and more colors 🎨 she loves art, she has the best advice to give to both genders, she is taken and well wait till married her boyfriend 💍❤️
Laurent is a great best friend, she loves helping people with homework, she is so in love ❤️ with her bf. I want to be this .Laurent means beautiful , outspoken, and responsible.
by Laurentakenforlife September 21, 2020
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Damn that french person is a total laurent too hot for me
by Harry ndjd September 05, 2018
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Laurent is a very lovable guy he will hook up with you and leave! Laurent usually have really big dicks as his french origins! They will friend you but never go out with you and you will get stuck in the friend zone! He will care about you but lies to try and make you better !
Careful Clair Laurent is gonna friend zone you !
by Coco1231 September 05, 2018
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A feminist who's really cool, and outspoken, outgoing, energetic,sexy, intelligent, and all about PEACE LOVE AND EQUALITY!!!
Wow that rally is full of Laurents.

I want to be a laurent.
I speak up for the rights of all people, so that makes me a Laurent.
by Insanityintheformofshorts December 07, 2009
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