Definitions by dadafari

Canada's History 

A skin condition of the area between one's sphincter and gender-specific anatomy in which very recent hair-removal, by wax or otherwise, and exposure to cool air, leaves the area with a purple hue and exaggerated topography, much like Canadian tundra.

I was going head-on into that the back way, but I had to cancel that hike, with all that Canada's History going on.

Canada's History by dadafari February 5, 2010

buff claw 

A mythical body part which incorporates a penis, and a nail not unlike a fingernail, that grows forth from and over the top of the head of the penis.

Young Dale was sent to the principal's office, and subsequently suspended, for unapologetically drawing a buff claw in art class.

buff claw by dadafari January 17, 2010

shardon 

An erection one obtains upon learning that an acquaintance has shit in their pants.

Fred Durst: There's one more thing. I get shardons. I get really aroused thinking about boys kind of accidentaly you know.. shitting when they fart.

Dr. Drew: Ok, that's IT. I don't want to help OR know you anymore, Mr. Durst. Get the fuck out of my office! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!

shardon by dadafari October 18, 2009

sewer mouse 

A used tampon, generally that which is found through plumbing work, but also can be found anywhere after discard.

I found a sewer mouse in our hiding spot in the park. Someone must have been earning their redwings.

sewer mouse by dadafari December 22, 2008

hot candy 

The product of blood from a penetrated rectum, as generally required from an anus requiring copious amounts of said penetration, likely because of previous endeavours. For a discerning some, an erotic visual stimulant for anal intrusion.

"I am going to fuck that ass until it bleeds. Hot candy."

hot candy by dadafari March 11, 2008

ass-pussy

A protrusion of fat on a female that resembles a gut but appears to emanate from below the waist, settle at a point level with the female's ample buttocks, and both obscure and fuse with the genital region. Also referred to as a front-butt or a gunt, but not related in any effect to a pussy-ass, as in pussy-ass bitch, pussy-ass motherfucker, or pussy-assing on the bedspread.

Jesus: I really think people should stop eating when they can't even reach around to wipe their own asses.

Mohammed: Yes, however some actually can reach between their legs and under their junk to wipe their ass, except of course a chick with an ass-pussy.

Jesus: What? Such a blasphemous wipe!

ass-pussy by dadafari March 11, 2008