SHARDONNAE

She is really cute and pretty shy and pretty antisocial at times but she also crazy so beware

Shardonnaeeeeeee

by HEyoooooo2 April 30, 2019

Brewing a Shartonnay

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

shardanae

A resilient and beautifully made female that has endured many trials and tribulations,but overcomes all, sometimes abusive , at first she is stand offish but when your friends with her, she is always there for you. Unfortunately, she's not a big family person, she rather be around folks that can't judge her based off her past. If she has children, they are her strength and focus.

Shardanae is coming over for dinner tonight.

by Shardanae December 18, 2017

Shartonnay

A derivative of the term "shart", which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone's drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating "Shartonnay".

My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.

by shartmaster1 July 27, 2013

Shardonia

2 mi. north/northeast of south-central Shardonia. The city that never sleeps or eats and can't seem to get right,(but over half the city is trying to fix it). Originated from Lost Shardvilization of Methopotamia's traveling circus vampire gypsy comedy show.

Slumlord Chancellor/Snake Headed Shaman

- B "Triple 6" Money

Crystallazation Chairman/Unhousing & Urban Deployment

-John "The Gina Jammer" White

City Shardiff/ Dir. of Propaganda & Disshardformation

-Shmegma "Da Mama Nazi" Gurgle

Shard Shanty or crystal palace. tweeker tent or shiney station are all examples of shardonia

by J Wrangler & Shardless Shelter July 26, 2009

Sharonna

Strong, independent one, Loves hard gives with no hesitation and will not take shit A lover but will kill to defend what is loved

Sharonna raised 3 kids on her own without her family help

by Red_light_special June 18, 2018

shardonnay

That clear; crystal methamphetamine. A hard drug. The most prevalent form of meth available today, usually made via LiAlH4-NH3 reduction. A big problem in mot of the U.S. Kids, don't use.

Some of that shit, Isaac, some of that Shardonnay

by Big Stu Dogg July 14, 2006