shardicles

High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.

Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.

by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009

Shredicles

When something that is already ripped up is ripped into smaller pieces. The result is lots of very small pieces that are impossible to put back together.

Mary: Did you get rid of the note we were passing in english class? I don't want John and David to find it again.
Jane: No worries, I ripped it to shredicles.

John: Yo dude, I found Mary and Jane's note from english class but they ripped it to shredicles so we can't put it back together again!
David: Aw man that sucks.

by Kappi69 July 5, 2009

Sharticles

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"

Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."

by the hue bearer July 30, 2016

STARTICLES

STARTICLES: (stär'ti-kel-z)
DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'

Example 1: Even famous New York Times columnists have several STARTICLES before perfecting a final submission.

by Coral Francis-Callender May 14, 2008

Sharticles

Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.

"oh dude there's sharticles on my underwear."

by AudioDud3 November 29, 2017

Sharticle

Articles that are a bit on the poo side

"Poo Buses set to take over Norwich"? What a sharticle!

by Barshens July 31, 2016

Sharticle blapping

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

by Squapstars October 16, 2011