bsslegel's definitions

swimmer trimmer

Term for an individual who performs vasectomies. (The surgical procedure where the vasa deferentia of a man are severed, and then tied in order to prevent one's sperm (swimmers) from ejaculating.

I have to visit the swimmer trimmers and have my dick snipped.

by bsslegel March 6, 2010

sharbles

Shit that is formed into the shape of small marbles.

I filled the toilet with tons of sharbles.

by bsslegel March 13, 2010

Vagopecia

A condition where a female has a naturally occurring baldness around the vaginal area. As "alopecia" is the medical term for hairloss from one's scalp, vagopecia refers to the female genital region.

That girl doesn't need to wax or shave her cooter, because she has a wicked case of vagopecia!

by bsslegel May 18, 2010

clam gobbler

Another term for a lesbian.

That chick isn't into dudes...she's a clam gobbler.

by bsslegel March 6, 2010

rectussy

A laceration between the vagina and rectum (see also - vagasshole)

That woman has a nasty looking rectussy.

by bsslegel March 6, 2010