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Shankable 

ADJ. Worthy of shanking.

Someone that is awefully annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain fucking stupid...and deserves to be shanked.

They often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.
Girl 1: He told me like 8 times that he just graduated from community college.
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!

Girl 1: "That shankable a$$hole over there just grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking shank 'im"
Shankable by Canal Win Crew August 28, 2009
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shankable 

Shankable is when someone’s face looks like they’re just begging for a shank. Never feel guilty about shanking someone who looks shankable.
Me: ‘Wow look at Jojo!!!!! Her face is looking shankable today!!!!’

You: ‘ Sister U right!’

Jojo: ‘Hunni who do u-‘
Me: *Shanks face*
shankable by Karissypoo February 26, 2019

Shankable 

Anyone that you think is hot/sexy enough to have sexual relations with
Dammmnnnn, now she be shankable
Shankable by SuperExtremeX March 17, 2009

shuckable 

the process of extracting the internal hard drive from an external hard drive.
Is that WD portable shuckable?

Nope, the USB header is soldered on the SATA interface
shuckable by wkwkeke June 3, 2017

Shankhole 

When a makeshift stabbing tool is violently used to create a hole in someone’s flesh. The hole then acts as a sexual orifice, and is repeatedly penetrated by the penis of another participant - the blood from the hole acts as lube.
An adventurous alternative to prison anal intercourse
Gregory gave me so many shankholes last night that I think I need some serious stitches.
Shankhole by loverofshankholes January 23, 2019

smangable 

A person of the opposite sex you wouldn't mind smashing AND banging, also known as smanging.
Me: Damn man, check out that girl by bar.
You: Yeah...she's definitely smangable. I'd like to see her nekkid.
smangable by rir1981 June 18, 2011

Shanambles 

Silly or high-spirited behaviour resulting in total disaster
Get up to any shanambles at the party on the weekend Jade?
Shanambles by skankofscholastica August 16, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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