Verb: to accidentally dispense too much shampoo for the amount of hair you actually have. Most commonly done after a recent, extreme haircut.
Noun: the giant, wasteful glob itself.
Noun: the giant, wasteful glob itself.
by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010
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Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.
Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.
{Mike, at store}: Hey Chris, didn't you just buy a big-ass bottle of shampoo a day or so ago?
{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!
{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!
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v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.
When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!
by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011
Get the Shampooping mug.Occurs when a shampoo, conditioner or soap bottle explodes in one's suitcase, spewing the contents of the bottle all over the contents of the remainder of the suitcase.
by Charlotte V May 12, 2007
Get the shamplosion mug.When you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your ass, squeeze as much of it into your rectum then blow it all over some bitches hair. Resulting in a mixture of shit, shampoo, and hair.
by Robo July 16, 2006
Get the Shampoop mug.a girl named emma who claims she slipped in the shower and got a shampoo bottle stuck in her ass when in reality she put it up there on purpose for an orgasmic experience
Emma was showering and got lonely so she stuck a head & shoulders bottle up her ass thus performing the shampoop
by beeb0 August 21, 2006
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