shamplop 

Verb: to accidentally dispense too much shampoo for the amount of hair you actually have. Most commonly done after a recent, extreme haircut.

Noun: the giant, wasteful glob itself.

I shamplopped so severely that the resulting shampafro was downright insane!

shamplop by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

shampoopoo 

Shampoo that while it sound like it would be pleasant when you read the label in a store, really sucks big walrus cock when you take it home and use it; forcing you to dump it in the toliet or down the lavatory drain and purchase a new bottle of some other variety.

Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.

{Mike, at store}: Hey Chris, didn't you just buy a big-ass bottle of shampoo a day or so ago?

{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!

shampoopoo by Telephony June 21, 2012

Shampooping 

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.

When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!

Shampooping by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

shamplosion 

Occurs when a shampoo, conditioner or soap bottle explodes in one's suitcase, spewing the contents of the bottle all over the contents of the remainder of the suitcase.

"Why does your suitcase smell like Pert Plus?"
"Aauugh! Shamplosion!!"

shamplosion by Charlotte V May 12, 2007

Shampoop 

When you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your ass, squeeze as much of it into your rectum then blow it all over some bitches hair. Resulting in a mixture of shit, shampoo, and hair.

So you wanna come over and I'll give you a good ole fashioned Shampoop.

Shampoop by Robo July 16, 2006

Shampoop 

a girl named emma who claims she slipped in the shower and got a shampoo bottle stuck in her ass when in reality she put it up there on purpose for an orgasmic experience

Emma was showering and got lonely so she stuck a head & shoulders bottle up her ass thus performing the shampoop

Shampoop by beeb0 August 21, 2006

shampoop 

To mischievously replace one's shampoo with feces.

What the fuck is in my hair?!

YOU JUST GOT SHAMPOOPED BITCH!!

shampoop by Santa? June 25, 2010