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shamplosion

Occurs when a shampoo, conditioner or soap bottle explodes in one's suitcase, spewing the contents of the bottle all over the contents of the remainder of the suitcase.
"Why does your suitcase smell like Pert Plus?"
"Aauugh! Shamplosion!!"
by Charlotte V May 12, 2007
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spamsplosion

What happens when your spam filter stops working and you catch it hours later. You received over a 100 e-mails of spam and mail delivery failures in your inbox. This will sometimes also happen during patching of Ironmail IronPort, Barracuda, ProofPoint and BorderWare to all corporate users (if you don’t turn off your relay before the patch)
dude someone screwed up the Ironmail again I just had a spamsplosion.. do you need any Cialis emails... I got plenty.
by Bill Wierzbowski April 7, 2008
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Shampoosiando

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo. It can also mean to goof off at work.
Mario likes to hide in the back corner to shampoosiando for 5-10 minutes.
by 7031 April 14, 2022
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Shitplosion

The event of uber mass destruction of the anus and anything within a radius of an atom bomb, usually results in a burning epic shitstorm of pain in the anus of doom including a shit clump the size of a small van. smells like a dirty Mexican that rolled in vomit, dead fetuses, chuck norris splooge, and cow vagina ooze, on fire.

This is the shit that killed Elvis.
OH MY FUCKING GOD WE JUST ENDED THE IRAQI WAR DUE TO A MASSIVE SHITPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by The SHiT GURU December 12, 2010
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Shampoosiando

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo
Can also mean to goof off at work
Mario likes to go to back corner to shampoosiando
by 7031 April 14, 2022
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Shartplosion

I had a Shartplosion in class and got sent to the hospital for bowel cancer.
by Bum hole tickling bandet September 23, 2023
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Shplosion

When you cut the flow of sperm at the tip of you dick, cum twice, and then release the pressure for a huge, fast eruption on your partner or yourself.
I almost broke her nose with my Shplosion.
by RazmatazBabaz January 29, 2009
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