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spamsplosion 

What happens when your spam filter stops working and you catch it hours later. You received over a 100 e-mails of spam and mail delivery failures in your inbox. This will sometimes also happen during patching of Ironmail IronPort, Barracuda, ProofPoint and BorderWare to all corporate users (if you don’t turn off your relay before the patch)
dude someone screwed up the Ironmail again I just had a spamsplosion.. do you need any Cialis emails... I got plenty.

Shampoosiando 

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo. It can also mean to goof off at work.
Mario likes to hide in the back corner to shampoosiando for 5-10 minutes.
Shampoosiando by 7031 April 14, 2022

Shitplosion 

The event of uber mass destruction of the anus and anything within a radius of an atom bomb, usually results in a burning epic shitstorm of pain in the anus of doom including a shit clump the size of a small van. smells like a dirty Mexican that rolled in vomit, dead fetuses, chuck norris splooge, and cow vagina ooze, on fire.

This is the shit that killed Elvis.
OH MY FUCKING GOD WE JUST ENDED THE IRAQI WAR DUE TO A MASSIVE SHITPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Shitplosion by The SHiT GURU December 12, 2010

Shampoosiando 

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo
Can also mean to goof off at work
Mario likes to go to back corner to shampoosiando
Shampoosiando by 7031 April 14, 2022

Shartplosion 

I had a Shartplosion in class and got sent to the hospital for bowel cancer.
When you cut the flow of sperm at the tip of you dick, cum twice, and then release the pressure for a huge, fast eruption on your partner or yourself.
I almost broke her nose with my Shplosion.
Shplosion by RazmatazBabaz January 29, 2009