Shampoop 

When you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your ass, squeeze as much of it into your rectum then blow it all over some bitches hair. Resulting in a mixture of shit, shampoo, and hair.

So you wanna come over and I'll give you a good ole fashioned Shampoop.

Shampoop by Robo July 16, 2006

Shampoop 

a girl named emma who claims she slipped in the shower and got a shampoo bottle stuck in her ass when in reality she put it up there on purpose for an orgasmic experience

Emma was showering and got lonely so she stuck a head & shoulders bottle up her ass thus performing the shampoop

Shampoop by beeb0 August 21, 2006

shampoop 

To mischievously replace one's shampoo with feces.

What the fuck is in my hair?!

YOU JUST GOT SHAMPOOPED BITCH!!

shampoop by Santa? June 25, 2010

shampoop 

Blue liquid used to clean a toilet bowl. Can also be called, toilet bowl cleaner, but that's boring.

Boy: "Mommy, what is that stuff called that you are using to clean the toilet?"

Mom: "Umm, toilet bowl cleaner?"

Boy: No. I think it's called SHAMPOOP.

shampoop by momof4boys August 19, 2012

Shampoop 

A term used to describe the usage feces to wash one's hair.

The girl, wigged out so much on acid that she convinced herself that a shampoop would be a good idea.

Shampoop by Blindswordzman March 4, 2009

shampoop 

When you take a crap, clean up, and then realize.. ugh, I guess I wasn't done after all. shit, wipe, repeat.

A: Dude, you OK? You were in there an hour.
D: Yeah, had a bad burrito for lunch. Had to shampoop 4 times!

shampoop by littlerabbit4 August 28, 2014

Shampoop 

Adding water to last bit of shampoo to make it last longer.

Do I need to buy shampoo? No there’s still some shampoop leftover.

Shampoop by MsEFine May 18, 2022