a sham; a trick. This is a stronger alternative to the word 'sham', and is utilised in situations where something is not simply a sham, but is so serious that it is a 'shamatron'. 'Shamatron' should only be used by those notorious enough to handle it.
'shamatron' can be used as both a noun to state a situation - 'that recliner deal was just a shamatron' or as an adjective - 'that's a shamatron of a mushroom!'.
A rigorously-watchful "dutch uncle" or "battle-ax aunt" who hangs around and makes suredat someone washes his hair correctly and thoroughly.
Da term "shampoorone" could also refer to a similar type of eagle-eyed honesty/diligence-freak as described above, but one who instead simply monitors da shower/bathtub while two individuals are sharing a scrub-a-dub, to make sure dat no "funny business" goes on during said "steamy" encounter.
He’s the best person ever to have. He loves to make money and is very antisocial, very quite unless he’s comfortable around u, and he’s nonchalant but can be a lover….
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).