shmomo
YOOOOOO, did you see shmomo's new video?????
Yeah man, the one on (insert music video), It was mad cool!!!!
Yeah man, the one on (insert music video), It was mad cool!!!!
shmomo by brokenlightbulb March 7, 2017
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shmomo
when a nose is stuck into someones butthole. In other terms, just plain wrong and fucked up... don't try this at home kids...
Bro this is one of the best porn films I've ever seen
Holy shit thats nasty!! That guy just gave that other guy a shmomo!! why the fuck would you watch this!?!
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...My dick feels like corn!!
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Dammit, thats the third hit marker ive gotten with this fucking sniper!! Im'a make infinity ward give me some shmomo action by their communist jewgernaut president who made this shitty ass game!!
Holy shit thats nasty!! That guy just gave that other guy a shmomo!! why the fuck would you watch this!?!
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...My dick feels like corn!!
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Dammit, thats the third hit marker ive gotten with this fucking sniper!! Im'a make infinity ward give me some shmomo action by their communist jewgernaut president who made this shitty ass game!!
shmomo by clifford111 July 9, 2010
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Blunderbussin Shmogoggular
A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.
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Shmooped
When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.
San Francisco slang.
San Francisco slang.
Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!
Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.
Johnny: Another round?
Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.
Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.
Johnny: Another round?
Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.
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shmoobs
Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!
shmoof
shmoof by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010
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