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when a nose is stuck into someones butthole. In other terms, just plain wrong and fucked up... don't try this at home kids...
Bro this is one of the best porn films I've ever seen

Holy shit thats nasty!! That guy just gave that other guy a shmomo!! why the fuck would you watch this!?!

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...My dick feels like corn!!

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Dammit, thats the third hit marker ive gotten with this fucking sniper!! Im'a make infinity ward give me some shmomo action by their communist jewgernaut president who made this shitty ass game!!
shmomo by clifford111 July 9, 2010
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Whats up shmomo ?
shmomo by Jaymonator April 27, 2011

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular 

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.
"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.
Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.
Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019
Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!
shmoobs by koworot April 28, 2013