shabingious 

You are wanting to indicate that you are taking a massive shit, but you are still snapping or texting someone hoping to make it less awkward.

"Shabingious" Damn Andrew must be taking the phatest of shits right now.

shabingious by GetEmRedOrDontWeReallyDontCare May 12, 2022

Shabingus

When you are rock hard, and then text a girl "Shabingus". Signifying that the guy is rock hard and might need help.

"Shabingus" Damn I guess Randal is rock hard right now.

Shabingus by Doom_42069 April 15, 2021

Shabingus

A word to use when your penis is hard as a rock

“Shabingus” He said
“WHY NOW MAN”

Shabingus by jacobisntsus April 16, 2021

shabingus

When you’re just absolutely throbbing hard.

Austin was like totally shabingus when he saw her.

shabingus by Beastmozart April 16, 2021

Shabingus

An act of shooting a basket ball the entire wrong way on purpose to hit someone.

Did you hear about John? He got shabingused by mark

Shabingus by Nevermor3 December 28, 2021

Shabingus

Its said instead of "abra kadabra"

Shabingus! Theres cum in your ear

Shabingus by Shabingi June 21, 2021

shabingus

inside joke that describes when something not funny is laughed at

joey; john my grandfather died
john; shabingus

shabingus by BIG BRAIN SOSA April 26, 2021