sextesies 

sexual fanatsies

if you do not want to be Ted Bundy or Charles Manson you can live out your sextesies in a controlled environment by reading Fifty Shades of Grey

sextesies by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2017

Seatsies 

When you steal or choose a chair.
can be one someone was sitting on and got up.

Me: I have to get a napkin on the other side of the table. it will take me two seconds. (gets up)

You: Seatsies!

Me: Crappola!

ex.2

whoa! look at that golden chair amongst those blue ones!
seatsies!

erry' one: you suck!

Seatsies by zeebee123 June 10, 2009

mutual sexterest

A reciprocal interest in having sex between two or more people.

I believe Shaniqua and I have a mutual sexterest.

It appears my mutual sexterest is coming over tonight, do you happen to have some spare spandex and marmalde you can lend me?

mutual sexterest by dr_strangemeister March 30, 2013

sextosis

A addiction to sex that eventually mutates into an undesirable disease.

"Hey how is your day?"
"She doesn't talk any more she came down with Sextosis"
"What?"
"All she does is fuck now!"

sextosis by Alexa, and Julien January 8, 2008

sexiestest 

When one tries to trump your compliment by stating they are sexy then the complimentee claims the complimenter is sexier. The original complimenter offers that the original complimentee is even sexier by stating they are sexiestest. It would be best if the original complimenter was just thanked for their compliment of being sexy.

Me: Night :) Sexy ;)
Them: Night sexier
The next day
Me: Good morning sexiest. :)
Them: Thank you sexiestest, It's just what I need to help me wake up.

sexiestest by gingersnapz December 3, 2010

Sexterisk 

A sexual act involving 3 girls and 6 guys. The three girls are stacked, one on top of the other and each is taken from behind by one guy whilst simultaneously blowing another one. Essentially an expanded Eiffel Tower, the shape resembles an asterisk from a bird's eye view when performed correctly.

Bro 1: Dude there are only 3 bitches and we all six of us gotta get it in tonight, what the hell are we gonna do?

Bro 2: No idea man, this is quite a predicament.

Bro 3: Relax bros, we'll just sexterisk these hoes

Bro 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6: Awww yeah

Sexterisk by Number one bro March 18, 2011

sexterrestrial 

The best sex on earth.

Last night was sexterrestrial with Shari!

sexterrestrial by BradleyNoz December 14, 2022