sexpole Share definition Flag Term used to identify a gorgeous/sexy being who is tall and skinny like pole. Girl 1: Have you seen the singer of the Academy Is...? Girl 2: Heck yes, hes a major sexpole! sexpole by arghitsgaby March 12, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the sexpole mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch