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sexlexia 

"I am plagued with sexlexia!"
sexlexia by One Ton Angel March 27, 2003
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Sexlexic 

able to engage in sex, and maybe even enjoy it, but sometimes misunderstands the mechanics involved, and or the meanings of the actions.
David's not exactly a virgin, but his forays do seem to suggest that he's sexlexic. I really don't think he understands it.
Sexlexic by David Coberly November 28, 2005

Sexlexia 

The inability to learn any subject taught by a ridiculously hot teacher.
Tom "Yo man how you doing in Professor Hazeliefs class? I hear shes a fox."
Harry "Shes too hot man... Every time i try to learn something my Sexlexia flares up."
Sexlexia by HK303 February 25, 2011

sexlexic 

n. (secks-lecks-ick, Am-Eng. origin) A very sexy learning disability. (see Futurama)

"Does sexlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of sex in the wrong order?"
Yes.

"And sometimes you can't think of sex at all?"
Yes.

"And sometimes sex's move around on the page in front of you?"
Yes.
"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"

"(Sigh) Sexlexia."

"Therefore I am a sexlexic!"
sexlexic by sexlexic June 27, 2007

Sexyplexy 

n. title of a Jack Johnson song

adj. way beyond sexy, but just a growl short of total hawtness
"Arnold's hummer of death-to-girly-men, with the horn that goes MEEP MEEP, sure is sexyplexy," declared Special K to Aderol Alex.
Sexyplexy by AJ Barrow July 5, 2005

sexpletive 

cursing with pleasure. these expletives are whispered, murmured, or yelled whilst engaging in sexual intercourse. often used in the pornography industry to give the effect that the actors/actresses are actually obtaining pleasure...
"ohh. ohhhhh. FUCK!!!!!", yelled the busty blonde as she reached a tantalizingly pleasureful orgasm. her use of sexpletives makes her even hotter.
sexpletive by jimmydean June 11, 2006