Sexpology

Sexpology: To apologize in the form of sex instead of a formal "I'm sorry... Forgive me" apology.

Sexpologies are most commonly used when dealing with ex-boyfriends and/or ex-girlfriends. Sometimes you've apologized so many times there just isn't anything else to do except give them a nice, big sexpology.

Jim: "Hey man, your girlfriend every forgive you for not coming home until really late again this weekend?"

Eric: "Yeah... I just gave her an all night sexpology and promised never to stay out late without calling her first again. We're golden."

by Sally Slam 'n Scram November 22, 2011

Sendology

The following of the Holy Book of Send. Followers of Sendology live their lives by two simple words: send it.

Last week, Bill's son converted the goon squad to Sendology and convinced Longarms to send it for the boys on Saturday.

by LongarmsAndTheGoonSquad June 15, 2018

Slapology

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"

1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology

by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

Seinology

The study of the art of "Seinfeld".

When you study seinology you can find out what the true meaning of phrases like "Hipster Dufus".

by D-Dizzle December 12, 2006

sexology

The study of sex and all things related, from spelling of key terms to perfecting the act itself.

"Hey, Jill. Will you help me with my sexology homework?"
"OK, but it will cost you $75 an hour."

by steveo November 4, 2004

sexologist

One with vast knowledge on all aspects as sex.

He must be some kind of sexologist.

by Buggieone July 13, 2009

Simpology

The study of the simp including type of simp, a way a simp behaves, and why they get butt raped.

I just got my PhD in Simpology

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020