sexpense

Something you buy a woman in the hopes of getting laid.

"Drinks, dinner, shoes... and for what? Just another sexpense, I guess."

by thescoshow December 17, 2013

Sexpense Account

Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.

Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?
Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.
Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?
Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!
Bill: ...you-...huh?

by Timbo_Slice June 19, 2008

sexpensive

when a prostitute costs more than you can afford.

"no thanks your too sexpensive"

by NinjaCheese123 May 31, 2009

sexpensive

Takes money or materialistic things to engage in sexual activities.

I better get a job if I expect any love from her, she's sexpensive.

by metric_system July 28, 2006

sexpensive

expensive sex;

Elliot Spitzer sure has sexpensive taste.

by pfffter October 21, 2008

Sexsense

1.A phone number you can call if you need to know anything about your body, sex, pregnancy, STD's and birth control. You get to talk to real nurses from Monday to Friday, from 9:00 am to 9:00 pm. The number is 1-800-SEXSENSE.

2.It is also the best hotline to pull phone pranks on (but that's immature).

ex1: Hey babe, lets call SexSense to find places with free condoms so i don't get your Herpes!

ex2: Hey Joe, let's prank call SexSense!

by pwnerofall June 24, 2009

sexpension of disbelief

An IMPLICIT call on long-past sexual-favours for current or future moral-support which may run counter to the inclinations of all but a minority in the group.

-- Okay, so, like you know how, formerly, people might have many kids to insure for some old-age security?

-- Yeah.

-- Whereas now we have pensions...

-- Okay....

-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.

-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.

-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.

-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!

by sukadog April 14, 2011